The Simple Rule Around Christmas

I am not attempting to make a political statement by saying Christmas, it is just something that I believe do participate in. That being said, on with the rule...

There is one simple rule around the Christmas that everybody should know. YOU DON"T GO SHOPPING FOR YOURSELF!!!!!

Recently by wonderful wife went out and bought herself something. Most times of the year I would be like that is cool, but it is Christmas time and of course she buys the exact item that I was going to buy her. That is up with that. So, everybody is asking, are you done with your Christmas shopping yet. NO!!!! I can't stop my Wonderful wife from shopping for herself around Christmas time.

Ladies and Gentlemen, there are simple rules in life...

1. Always pee in the deep end of the pool.
2.Check to make sure you have enough TP to wipe twice.
and

3. Never shop for yourself around Christmas!!!

Have a wonderful time shopping if you are not done yet, I know that mine is going to be a blast.